SPM aku boleh tahan la hancurnya.. huhuhuhu...

semalam aku tengok berita sana sini cerita pasal budak2 amik keputusan SPM.
alhamdulillah.. aku tengok makin lama makin pandai budak2 sekarang ni...
tengah sibuk2 layan berita tetiba terpikir...
masa dulu aku ambik SPM..
cik tunang aku yakni bakal laki aku tuh tengah amik PMR masa tu...hahahahaha..
bila dikira2...ok jer.. kakak form 5 kapel ngan budak form 3..
ape dehal.. beza dua taun je...
aku tak salahkan dia..
nak buat macam mane..
dah memang wajah babyface katanya..
gile adik2 junior tak tergoda...
hahahahaha...

tapi bila aku flashback lagi lama...
ke zaman aku baru masuk sekolah menengah..
form 1..freshie ni..
zaman ni harap abang2 senior ngorat kita...
sekali...
tengah elok je aku melenggang kangkung berjalan melalui sekolah rendah..
sambil mengangkat sikit kain berwarna biru muda tu...

tibe2 ada budak darjah lima plak yang ngorat aku...

kak..kak... kita nak kapel dengan akak boleh?

mau ada makan penyepak aku budak tu...
dan yang pasti masa tu aku pasti aku mesti cakap camni...

adik...adik... adik ni dah sunat ke belom.....??? 

hahahahahaha....



p/s . adik wan...akak jaja janji...akak jaja tak sepak2...gila nak sepak bakal laki...tak cium bau syurga nanti...hihihihihih....

Parody melayu...

sejak menjadi pengguna tegar youtube ni... macam2 benda aku dah tgk.. dari yang senonoh... kepada yang tak berapa nak senonoh..tengok movie yang di donlod secara haram pun dah banyak kali jugak lah aku buat...tapi yang paling pasti..layan korea ah...berlambak2... sehari kalau tak masuk youtube.. leh sawan oh... tapi baru2 ni aku terjumpa satu video..selalu aku tengok omputeh mmg dah biasa buat la.. tapi kalau dak2 melayu... ni yang baru jumpa ni... benda ape yang aku nak cite sebenar nya ni?? hehehehhe...korang pernah dengar parody tak??

parody means....

A parody (/ˈpærədi/; also called send-up, spoof, pastiche or lampoon), in current usage, is an imitative work created to mock, comment on, or trivialise an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation.

terima kaseh wikipedia!!


maksud yang paling mudah... meniru sesuatu tapi dalam konsep menyindir atau melawak...ha.. ini la yang aku jumpa... ada dua parody...


satu... 


LMFAO - i'm sexy and i know it...

 

~klip ini agak 18sx skit... sakit pala aku tengok....~

tengok parody dia lak...

aku sexy aku tau..

~part joget tu yang aku tak tahan tu....selamba je... hahahaha~

dua...

Maroon 5 - Moves like jagger

~video atas tak pakai suar.. yang ini tak pakai baju plak.. dah kenapa..!.~

ni parody melayu....

lembu nak jaga..

~mula2 ok dah... part tengah2 dah macam haram skit nak nengok nya.. huhuhuh~

tapi dorang tak boleh lawan dia ni...

sekali satu album dia buat.. hang ada?

hahahahahaha...

~i want nobody but hang tu best ah lagu dia... hahahahaha~

makin lama tengok si matluthfi ni makin sama plak dengan eunhyuk aku... ehhhhh...

 

 ~sama kan??? ape2 pun.. eunhyuk.. saranghae... hahahahahha..~

2012..

the best thing that happened in 2011...??

~17.09.11.. sah jadi tunangan orang...~

guess what going to happen in 2012?? 

yes.. the wedding..INSYAALLAH...

 bila dah  masuk tahun 2012 ni...

tiba2 teringat movie ini...

 ~kalau mengikut movie ini... aku antara confirm yang tak selamat sebab takde duit 1 billion... huhuhuhu~

 

make up wonders

jerawat?
jeragat?
parut acne?
blackheads?
whiteheads?


sejak dua tiga hari ni makin menjadi2 tumbuh nya....
ini bukan yang kali pertama..

boleh kata rutin tiap bulan..

lagi2 kalau dah sampai time itu...

time yang datang setiap bulan bagi semua wanita yang dah akil baligh tu..

benda2 ni rajin sangat lah nak menonjolkn diri...

fed up dah..

nak kata tak basuh muka?

basuh kot...

tak pakai skin care product?

tak perempuan la kalau tak pakai kan?

tapi tetap datang jugak..

kadang2 rasa macam memang saje aku bela...

asal cukup time je..

automatic akan tumbuh dengan girang nya...

huhuhuhu.. sedih...

tak jelita la kan kalau kulit tak selicin bontot baby..

kulit tak secerah lisa surihani...

so what else to do?

solution is..

make up!

yes.. you heard me..

make up...

cover it up la dah kalau tak boleh nak ubat dari akar umbi kan.....

huhuhuhh...

and make up do wonders...

seriously...

tak caya tengok ini...

~ini orang biasa...cantik kot... kan?!~

~artis pun sama je...ha cane?~

 

sebab itu la aku pun buat benda yang sama... huhhuhuhu...

 

~the power of make up..  it does make a difference kan?~

~meet my peneman tido.. nama dia boboi....~

duk usha2 video nak mekap muka...

tibe2 tertengok iklan ni,...

kelakar gile kot....

punya la dasat mekap ni punya penangan...

huhuhuhuh..

 

~sebab tu aku benci tengok gambar pas kerja aku neh!~

tapi ape2 pun...

always remember this quote..

"In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful."
~ Alice Walker

awak2 semua cantik..... sangat cantik....

7 eleven things bout me..

so, here are the RULES!

1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post.
4. Create 11 new questions for the people you tagged to answer.
5. You have to choose 11 people to tag and link them on the post.
6. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged HIM/HER.
7. No tag back!
8. No stuff in the tagging section about ‘YOU ARE TAGGED IF YOU’LL ARE READING THIS YOU LEGITIMATELY (a.k.a TRUST, REALLY, WILL BE HONESTLY) HAVE TAG 11 PEOPLE

first rule done!

  11 Things About Me!

1. jameela arman is not the real name...duhhh..
2. blood type O, height 5' 4.96"..a few inches less of a model height..  haish!
3. hate cockroaches! flying, crawling or even the dead one....HATE.. HATE... HATE!!!! never ever trust the dead one.. NEVER!!! this is fact!
4. born in the 80's, 1984 to be exact!
5. yes... 27 dis year.. two seven...28 in korean age.. hahahaha..
6. addicted to kpop... hence the korean age thing!
7.  list of celebrity crushes.. kim hyun joong, shah rukh khan, aaron aziz, nicholas tse,takuya kimura, adiputra,jordan chan, jerry yan, takeshi kaneshiro, michael jackson, fahrin ahmad, andy lau, donghae, eunhyuk, forever love G-dragon  and the list goes on and on and on..............
8. I did take pictures with two of my crushes.. proof?? here!
9. got license but buta jalan.. boooooo... shame on me! hahahahaha.. 
10. I am in awe of, am sexually attracted to and turned on by lefties and all things left handed.. Oh and I am right handed! weird huh? ehem..ehem... my fiance is left handed... bless me!

second rule done! 

the 11 questionnaires from SizzlingSuzai that you need to answer!^^
its up to you to answer in any languages, as long as i could understand it, ok! haha

saya pilih bahasa melayu! sebab BI saya tunggang langgang walaupun BI saya A1 BM saya B3... hahahaha..

1. what is your real name in the I.C?! with the bapak name also harr.. 

jangan tak caya yer... ini nama betul punya ni..  TAIZAWATEASMAQ BT. ABD RAHMAN.. ha tengok.. dah tak caya kan?

2. what is the worst movie that you've spent at the cinema?

semua cerita hantu! sebab ape? sebab bukan tengok pun... asik nyorok blakang orang je..   

3. will you be a penguin?because? ("~.~)

will! comel pe penguin.. kalau jadik penguin..badan gemuk kaki pendek jalan kedek2 pun orang kata comel.. ha..... 

4. did you cheated on someone yesterday?

semalam? rasanya... macam takde kot... tapi hari sebelum tu ada.. hahahahaha..

  

5. what is your current fav song? haha..bcoz i wanna add in my own playlist..haha

joong kok- loveable! sebab tengah gian tengok running man... lagu ni da sebelum stat running man kat isubs... huhuhu..

6. are you a fan of my baby, Mr. Bruno Mars?! haha..i'll kill the hater!!  XP

ada club kill the haters tu tak? kalau ada nak join! tapi tak nak bayar yuran tau..

 

7. do you think you are SEXY? haha

aku seksi aku tau... 

 

8. what is the thing that you are really good at?
being super annoying without fail for hours and hours to my super sweet sayang awak cik tunang..:p

9. where is the place that you're dying to go?
KOREA!!!!! carik mana umah kim hyun joong and dorm super junior pastu stalk dorang masa... hahahahaha

10. what is your body's temperature?
i'm hot.. how bout you.. huhuhuhuhuh..

11. do you think i'm crazy? (,")
hmmm... jogeum... hehehehehehehehe..

third rule done!

and now.. it's my turn to ask the 11 question...

1. if you can change your real name.. what would it be?
2. if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
3. Ever had a crush on your teacher?what is his/her name? why?
4. what was your childhood nickname?
5. Do you have any strange phobias? 
6. What did you dream last night?  
7. have you ever farted loudly in public?
8. name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
9. where is the best place to eat you have ever been?
10. what is the funniest youtube clip you've ever watched? please leave a link..  sharing is caring kann...
11. Do you want to be friends with me? because I seriously need some friends....huhuhuhu...

 fourth rule done!

The 11 person that I choose is......... 

1. http://ynadiary.blogspot.com/
2. http://fifieylycheemaration.blogspot.com/
3. http://sweetdayday.blogspot.com/
4. http://susuegoodday.blogspot.com/
5. http://bittersweetsomeonelife.blogspot.com/
6. http://lurvesangad.blogspot.com/
7. http://intanooraifatika.blogspot.com/
8. http://minominmustazar.blogspot.com/
9. http://tarisijemari.blogspot.com/
10. http://melinmelin.blogspot.com/
11. anddd.. YOU!

sesiapa yang baca ini.. anda di tag secara rasminya.... this include you my darling SUZAI! what? no tag back? ahh!!!!  screw the rules! hehehehehehe...

thanks for tagging me!!!

please leave ur link lepas buat tau.. nak baca.. and nak tau bape ramai yang nak fren2 dengan me!!! huhuhuhuhu...